Ladies and Gentlemen,
Seriously folks, the guy has to relax just a little bit. Doctor's orders have explicitly expressed that he not consider his body to be some sort of projectile.
Special mention also goes out to Nan Babakahania. The young shredstress shows great promise.
Out west we've been enjoying the development of a couple of young UFO'S. 21 year old Jakob Gaulthier has made great strides under the tutalige of mentor Mike Esterbrook. He continues to impress.
Even more so is Art Viger. The young gun "Art of Shred" recently won the Junior Freestyle Title at Sea World in San Diego.